Monthly Archives: November 2009

All’s well here

9:23 a.m. and all’s well here.  Not much else to say than that.  Dolly is sulking in a dark corner somewhere, trying to make Graham feel guilty for ruining her comfortable living room.  Graham, when he’s not attempting to console Dolly, is dividing his time between Muse message boards and the scraping up of 30-year old Marley tiles from the living room floor.  Me, long since immune to the whinings and moanings of the Mega-cat, I’m keeping warm, happy, and as out of the way as I can manage.

Like I say, all’s well here.

Cats don’t do that

Today, I’m reliably informed, will be the last day for the horrid carpet and hideous curtains in the living room, so the bulk of the furniture has been removed to the upper floor, with the remainder heaped up, ready to be inched into the middle of the room and dust-sheeted classic decorator style.  Tomorrow we go and buy paint.

The project is moving steadily to a close;  Graham has set Christmas as his deadline, and has already decided where the Christmas tree will go.

Last sight of the horrid carpet

The clear glass fixed window is all done and dusted, much to my relief, and Dolly’s.  When the original was removed the reason for it being there was made evident by the first blast of wintry wind.  And it lets the light into the hallway, too, which is good.  The door itself is ready to be installed, but sits safely in the garage until the floor is done.

Dolly was sternly forgiving of the activity, mainly because we’ve made her a nice cosy nest in a corner of the study.  Until the carpet is actually gone, however, she’s sticking to it like a big furry tube of glue.  You’d be surprised how immoveable Dolly can be when she’s of a mind.

I shall not be moved

And so, after slightly over a year of ghastly horridity, that cursed carpet will be sliced up and taken down to the dump at last.  Good riddance, says I.  Dolly, contrary to all appearances, will be heartily pleased to welcome the new cork floor in a few days time.  She’d never admit it, of course.  Cats don’t do that.

A casserole too far

Back in the late 60s, early 70s, Britain rediscovered the casserole and cook-in sauces at just about the same time and the dinner party was reborn.  Specifically, I remember the faintly winey and metallic-tasting Home Pride Chicken Chasseur sauce.  It tasted splendid at the time and we all thought we’d rediscovered good food at last.

So, back to the present, last time we were fooling around shopping, looking for things to do with a big tray of chicken breasts, we picked up a can of the good old Home Pride.

“I wonder if it’ll taste like it used to?” Graham asked.

“Oh, it’ll be exactly like it was.  My only misgivings are that our taste buds may have changed and our palette become more refined.”

“Nah.  Food is food.  And it’s cheap.  Grab one and we’ll see if we can rekindle the smokey candles and cheap wine of yesteryear.”

“That’s almost poetic.”

“Oh. Sorry. Not to worry. Let’s just get home before the roads flood again.”

Well, the roads didn’t flood, not here they didn’t.  Some bright spark in the local council’s employ must have cleared a crucial drain, because the roads were good and dry even though it was raining hard.

So, anyway, last night I plopped two extra large chicken breasts in a casserole dish, and opened the can of Home Pride.  I sniffed it.  It smelled just the way I remembered.  I stuck the tip of a small finger in it and tasted.  Yup.  That’s Home Pride, all right.

“I think I shall have to zhoosh this up a bit,” I said.

“Don’t go getting too creative.”

“If you say so.”

I added some chopped onion and a couple of handfuls of sliced mushrooms to the casserole and poured the sauce over.  It glooped rather miserably at me so, looking over my shoulder to check I wasn’t being watched, I dosed the whole thing with dried Provençal herbs and a healthy sprinkling of chopped garlic and give it a gentle stir.  Consigned the whole to the oven, and went on to prepare potatoes and broccoli.

An hour and a half later and the kitchen was filled with the well-remembered smell of Home Pride;  not quite sickly, but it might have been if I’d not been well engaged with my second glass of wine.

Vegetables on to cook, plates in to warm and, before I’d finished my wine, I was plating up our 1970′s retro chicken casserole.

“Ready!” I called.  “Come and get it before the paint peels off the ceiling.”

Well, we did eat it up, though I did have to help Graham finish his potatoes.

“I think we’ll give this another thirty years before we try it again,” I said.

“Good.  Thirty years sounds about right.  Anything less and I might have to kill you.”

“Another of these Home Pride casseroles and I’ll probably die of my own accord.”

On an angry hippo

Yesterday, to Sainsbury’s for vittals.  They are doing the ‘two-fers’ for all they are worth and, after checking the ‘ok to home-freeze’ button, I find them hard to resist.  There’s something inherently comforting about a good store of high quality grub.

So I gulped when I saw the total at the check-out, but soon recovered.  It’s worth it.  Me and the squirrels, eh?  Must be the time of year.

Mind you, Christmas is spreading out along the shelves in Sainsbury’s now, like ice fingers in The Day After Tomorrow though not as fast.  Or final.  Come the new year it’ll all get swept aside, ready for the next festival.

This morning I was just getting into the opening phrases and rhythms of a new poem, soothed along by something innocuous on Classic FM, when Graham came into the study bearing a CD.

“Let’s hear something that’ll show how good your hifi is,” he said, snapping the radio off and clicking the CD player on.

“What’s that, then?”

“You’ll have to guess.”

I tried but failed.  Sort of classical in bits but increasingly modern and pop as it went along.

“I give in,” I said.  And then the vocal cut in.  “Oh. It’s Muse.  I should have known.”

So we listened appreciatively, and Graham went away again, leaving me with…

Another failed poem.

All I had left in my head was the title, and no real idea where the body was going to go.  Ah well.  It’s a shame to waste a good title:

~~+~~

HOW TO BOIL A HIPPO

First, place your hippo in water.
Season to taste, then apply heat.
Run.

~~+~~

There you are, then

It was when Graham said:  “Google Chrome seems to have gone flaky this weekend” that I decided my problems with all sorts of logging-in websites, including WordPress, might well be down to googleification.  So I installed and have switched over to Firefox.  First impressions are that it’s alright.  Not brilliant, just alright.  My feeling is that it’s slower than Google Chrome, especially on rendering graphics.  But it’ll do, and I find that by becoming a Firefox user, my web-cred takes a notch in the upward direction.  The only way to go further up than this is to desert Windows for Ubuntu, and that I shall not do until I buy a new PC with Ubuntu installed and supported.

I used to describe Unix enthusiasts as being all sandals and chest-wigs.  Well, it’s far too cold and windy for sandals, and I fear that I’m a little long in the tooth to begin wearing a chest-wig.  Can you get a chest-wig in steely grey, I wonder?

So, after all the worry and hassle over my blog, I’m settled down and happy again.  Thanks for the concern.

Yesterday evening the BBC gave us a rare treat–a Doctor Who special:  Water of Mars.  I’ll not do a spoiler here but I can safely tell you that I rate it as one of the very best.  Scary, with just the right balance of science and complexity to warrant the Science Fiction label.  I think there are two more David Tennant ‘specials’ before the entrance of the next Doctor;  if this one is anything to go by then Christmas just became even more worth waiting for.

While Graham was tapping away yesterday evening, recording his trip to see Muse at the London O2, I was installing Firefox and getting back up to speed with the blog.  So absorbed was I that I missed the ping-ping-ping of the kitchen timer and over-cooked the meat balls.  Now, I like crunchy food, but meat balls is one dish that ought not to be crunchy.

Graham was forgiving:  “These meat balls are… chewsome,” he said.

“Oh, tell it the way it is, why don’t you?  They’re over-cooked and there’s no excuse.  I hate crispy crunchy meat balls.”

“Hmmm.  Is there cheesecake for dessert?”

“Yup.”

“Well, there you are, then.”