‘Flu jab or digestive problems, I’m fully over it now, and at no time was I anywhere near what you could call sick. Just a tad under par, is all. This is my twentieth or twenty-first consecutive annual seasonal ‘flu jab and all in all I reckon it’s been a boon to me.
People are far too quick to say “I’ve had ‘flu” when all they’ve had is a minor infection and a major attack of morbid imagination. I’ll tell ya what real ‘flu is like. Just picture yourself laying helpless in bed when a sudden breeze lifts a £50 [$100] note [bill] from your bedside table and you’re simply too weak to prevent it blowing out the window. Gottit? Good. You’re about 25% along the way to understanding how bad it can be. Or remembering, if you’re old like me.
I’ll take a little post-vaccination fever over the ‘flu any old day. I don’t seek to persuade anyone to follow my example–I can’t even talk Graham into it–but I do say that it suits me.
In the midst of that, we passed a significant anniversary yesterday. One year to the day when we moved in to this house. We still love it, and where it is. We have good neighbours and, for once, no trace of a desire to move again. Nothing in life is permanent but it’s nice to think that we’re here for whatever may pass as a duration and it’s brilliant not to be thinking about getting the house ready to sell.
And, I had a clever idea yesterday. Least ways, Graham says it’s clever, and he knows about these things.
See, we were talking about the imminence of our project to clear the back garden down to the earth and out to the walls and fences. Graham was wondering how on earth we were going to get rid of the vegetation once we’ve stripped it.
“What we need now is our old Mr Chippy,” I said.
“Yeah. But we sold it.”
“Nothing to stop us buying a new one. I can afford it and I’m perfectly happy to get it.”
“That’s brilliant! What a good idea! Why didn’t I think of that?”
And with no more ado he went off to his computer, tracked down what seems like a good chipping machine at a very reasonable price, and I had ordered and paid for it, for delivery in the middle of next week. It’s an electric thing, not a chunky great petrol-driven one like we had way back when, but it’ll do the job and we’ll sell it when we’re done. I hope he loves it as much he did our old one.
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Our old friend, Mr Chippy, in 2000
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“Well done, chicken,” he said. ”You’ve earned yourself another Tufty badge.”
“I’d rather have a double-grilled mega-whopper with fries and a chocolate milk-shake next time we’re out.”
“For once it could be that you’ll have earned it.”
“Thanks. I think.”