A monkey’s uncle

It ought to have been an event-filled morning, the last bit of balmy weather for a while.  As it was we had to wait in, twiddling thumbs, for the ParcelFarce man to come and collect a big heavy parcel–Graham sold our redundant dehumidifier on eBay–” between 9 and 2″.  He turned up at 2:28, just as the last trace of sunshine disappeared behind the cloud and a chill wind blew up.

We decided we’d dash out for shopping to Tesco at Neath Abbey and grab a burger lunch in Burger King on the way home.

Tesco’s was dire.  The Burger King was fine. I had a double whopper meal with super fries.  Graham had to have the same otherwise he’d have felt left out.  As it turned out I ought to have made a much smaller choice because I was really struggling towards the end.  I have been training myself to take and enjoy much smaller portions as I approach 70.  There’s no better way to postpone 80 indefinitely than to continue eating meals fit for a navvy.

“Cor!” I breathed as I stuffed in the last morsel.  ”That was mighty meaty, matey.  What shall we have for dessert?”

“I thought you were full?”

“Course I am.  My savoury tummy is stuffed.  But as you know perfectly well, dessert goes into a different compartment.”

“Ah yes.  I’d forgot.  Something with ice cream in it?”

“You gottit.”

Home, and a late siesta, more out of form than necessity.  It’s just getting dark now, at 18:41, and the sky is almost clear.  It’ll be cold tonight or I’m a monkey’s uncle.

7 Responses to A monkey’s uncle

  1. Ah, that training to smaller portions thing–it seems to be part of the beginning of each new decade and one which I particularly dislike. Still, I don’t think they serve Double Whoppers in hell, so I still fully enjoy the exceptions.

  2. “But as you know perfectly well, dessert goes into a different compartment.”

    Hee, good one! I will remember it and use it!!

    xoxo

  3. Mmmmmmm – Super fries! (although I tend to like McDonalds fries better) – but hey – you can’t beat a double whopper! Dang – now I want to go out for fast food! Will have to settle for the soup I made today. Thanks so much, John. ;)

    *Wendy – I wonder what they are serving in Hell, these days? I do hope they have the above mentioned Mickey D’s fries!

    Don’t ya just hate waiting around for people, John. I waited all morning here, for my insurance man to assess the damage from the deer that hit me a month ago!

  4. No ‘doggy bags’ there John? :-)

  5. Oh, we are not alone. Reduced-Portions-R-Us here too. Not voluntarily tho.

  6. Yes, it must be like this! Apparently we all have different compartments in our stomach for normal food, dessert, drinks… That’s it, John! :-)

  7. Lovely! Yes, indeed, ice cream does go in a different compartment! Either that or “dessert just fills in the cracks,” as my dad used to say.

    Hugs from presently chilly, but soon to be warm Corea,
    ~ Sil