We were all set to pay Graham’s mother a sunny day luncheon visit but it turned out she’s off gallavanting. She does a lot of that, bless her, and is an example to us all.
“So, what shall we do now?” I asked when Graham put the phone down.
“Clean windows, of course. What else?”
“I can think of a lot things we could do other than clean windows.”
“So can I. So can everybody. That’s probably why these windows are so grungy.”
“Oh. Fair enough. Cleaning windows it is, then.”
Window cleaning man
